I really hate those balls that people hang from the hitch area on the rear bumper. When I have seen them it's almost always from a large pickup truck. I Googled them to see what the fuss is all about. Seems like a "country" thing for guys. I am not sure why that is but it does seem to be the country folks that like the balls for the back of their ride. I still can't figure out what the message is supposed to be. I think it would almost be an insult to have those (if not a total gag gift joke). It's like your tellin' the world, 'I don't really have any of my own,' or possibly yours are too weak. Maybe you are truly some kind of hard ass, but wouldn't that be even more of a reason that you wouldn't get them because the ones attached to your body are enough? I totally agree with The Loss Prevention when they call it "Visual Molestation". It isn't until you look it up on the internet that you can see that these "balls" have many details too . . . . . . EWWWWW! Wasn't sure if it was just me that felt this way until I started asking my friends and family if they'd ever seen them. They all think they are totally gross, stupid, weird, and oddly hilarious at the same time. Wondered if anyone had a good explanation as to what possesses people to hang these from their truck. Good lord, I can hardly fathom walking up to the cash register with em'! Wait a minute, is it supposed to symbolize fertility? Cause if it is I am gonna get me some chrome ovaries to hang from my minivan. Maybe a gold uterus too for a hood ornament. Ha! Ha!
