So, once in awhile when I get a call from Cop Dad while on duty, I HAVE to laugh. Well the other day, he told me the call he was heading to. The way he said it made me laugh. Then once he explained the call a little better, I wasn't laughing anymore.
Apparently, they got a call about a guy that was 'masturbating out of his window.' Naturally this just brought a humorous visual to my mind and I, being a cops wife have learned to laugh at things that I never used to be able to (guess I've officially been corrupted). I asked him, "How on earth do you do that?" "Was he driving and holding it out the car window?" Cop Dad briefly found the humor and then explained that the guy was, "smoking himself," as Cop Dad put it, IN his apartment behind the window screen but curtains opened . . . . . . . . WHILE WATCHING YOUNG TWEEN BOYS AND EARLY TEEN BOYS PLAY BASKETBALL!!!!!
Blagh! Then there was no longer any funny. But still it astounds me that this guy was soooooo dumb that he would want to risk not even peeping to do it through blinds or something. He would risk getting caught and getting in big trouble and was he delusional in thinking that these boys would see and want to come and get some action? Puh-leaze!!! Then Cop Dad went on to tell me later that he was in his 60's and was a Vietnam vet. EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Old enough to be these boys' grandfather.
Anyway, I try not to just post all the doom and gloom of the day cause it just gets very disgusting and depressing and makes me feel really bad about the humans I share this earth with. I feel it necessary though to post about things that Cop Dad has to deal with. I'm sure that most of the LEOW's who read this blog have plenty of similar tragedies and shockers to share. BUT for the rest of my readers who really have very little connection to the weirdo's of typical towns, I think it would be interesting and necessary to know about what cops have to deal with regularly.
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5 comments:
Actually, he probably DID think they might want to join him. The mind of a pervert is different than a regular one.
We recently had a 60-something busted for having sex with a 13-year old boy. He'd been giving them marijuana, then following up with his requests.
I suppose we can't shoot them, thanks to the liberal left.
SIGH.
It still blows my mind that the same little town I've lived in since I was 7 has SO many issues since FH became an officer. And they aren't new to the area.
I guess I was just naive for nearly 30 years...He definitely deals with a lot more than I thought he would when he asked my thoughts on him becoming a police officer. I didn't think we had a lot of problems in the community, so I wasn't bothered by the job.
Now that I know a little more about what the job description truly entails, I probably wouldn't have been so nonchalant about him joining as I did at the time. I've definitely become open-minded to threat potentials the last few years!
Whoa, sicko!!!
The Liberal Left, wtf? Gee, Meadowlark, where were the parents of the 13 y/o boy smoking weed w/the 60 y/o??
Everytime I open your blog the first thing that blasts me in the face is that cutout pic of a prego mom. :-) Sorta eyecatching.
Sometimes I just have to stop HF and say, "I don't want to hear any more!" I want to be aware of all the bad in the world, but sometimes after hearing so many stories, it seems like every person in town is a perv. Makes me not want to leave the house sometimes.
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